theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

trillow:

do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

yanderegal:

when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself

(Source: shego)

jukeun:

sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”

sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”

because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.

don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.

mole:

looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will

rosaparking:

starllex:

starllex:

what did the mailman say when he broke up with his girlfriend? 

i had to letter go

this joke so bad r u sure she didnt break up with him first

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

foxnewsofficial:

i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future 

best-of-funny:

themadhannibal:

Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for. 

(Source: renllybaratheon)

(Source: trevoncowan)

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(Source: incipientt)